Alberto Contador and his tall meat tale
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Bad meat causes plenty problems. I usually get diarhhea, but not of the mouth like Contador!!
Well, that surely turned out pretty bad for Alberto Contador. The three-time Tour de France winner tested positive for a banned substance during this past year’s race, which he won by the way. Contador says it’s not his fault that he tested positive. Well, it sure isn’t my fault or anyone that I know. Contador is lying just like Lance Armstrong and most of the other cyclists. They are all cheats and liars. Contador’s story just smells or maybe that smell is just the bad meat that he claims he ate that caused his urine sample to test positive twice.
Any amount of clenbuterol, the substance Contador ingested, is illegal. So I think you have all you need to know right here. He needs to lose the title and be suspended for a long, long time. It’s Contador’s tale that makes me laugh. He was cycling in France and he could not get good food the claims. Does he really think I am that stupid? The guy could not get good food in France. So he gets some meat from Spain. That meat was bad and it caused his positive test results. Well, that surely turned out pretty bad for Alberto Contador! Maybe France does have better food than Spain after all. To top it all off Contador says the only person on the team that did not test positive for the banned substance did not partake of the tainted meat. Is this guy classic or what?
I pay attention to cycling only to hear bad news about Lance Armstrong and to laugh at how much dope these guys as a group can take. The entire sport is rotten. It’s just laughable to pay attention to the explanations these guys give when they are caught doping. In the article I read every cyclist they interviewed had been suspended from the sport for doping!! Now, how humorous is that.
I am sure we will hear more from ol’ Alberto “It Was Bad Meat” Contador in the near future. A guy has to stay in the news to try and clear his name when the evidence is overwhelmingly against him. Think of a better story next time Berto. Or just do like Lance Armstrong. Deny, deny, deny and before long that denial becomes the truth.
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Hey Inigo, thanks for the read and comment. I was mostly poking fun at the guy as I do all cyclists because the sport is so dirty. I just thought the part of not having good food in France was funny and then foregoing that food to get tainted food from Spain. It all sounds like some of the explanations my twin great nephews come up with when they are caught doing some wrong. The drug is illegal in any amount even though it's old and I don't think helps out much, but it is illegal. I think the suspension will be lifted after a review of the case for two reasons. The substance did not help Contador that much and cycling needs him clean just like it did Lance Armstrong. I was just making fun mostly. Thanks again for the read and comment.
Inigo 20 months ago
Hello, my friend,
I am a Spaniard wishing that Contador is telling the truth. I also think that Armstrong is a methodical lier, and I predicted that sooner or later something would come up with Contador. However, the facts are not totally against him. The substance that was found is no longer used for doping. Clembuterol, I hear, is an old fashioned drug with very limited performance effects. Secondly, the amount was so minimal that it does support the food contamination hypothesis. Don't be so surprised that food is carried across the border for the top riders, specially in a Pyrenaic stage so close to the border.
Again, I am inclined to believe that he cheated, and yet in this particular case I am still willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Regards,
Iñigo